we have officially lost it.
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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