ugly people sure do ruin things
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
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