we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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