? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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