you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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