Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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