about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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