did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
Randomize