omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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