I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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