Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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