I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
i out mim tonsoeep
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