office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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