white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Mom said you looked used
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Randomize
