sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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