i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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