It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
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