We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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