don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
You ate ashes out of my bong
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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