remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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