im gay
i know
yea but for you.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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