It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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