If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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