Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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