Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
The ass gains better be worth it
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