This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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