No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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