even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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