nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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