we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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