Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Just fell off a train. Bad.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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