Non-Jews are for practice
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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