Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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