It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
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