I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Actions speak louder than pants.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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