i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
The power of my boobs compel you
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
