I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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