at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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