Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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