I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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