Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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