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Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Come see our sink grown plant.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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