No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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