I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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