I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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