So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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