i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
A bitchslap is in order.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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