I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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