My nipple is on Facebook.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
tonight lets celebrate not being married
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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