I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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